Dick Cheney Thinks We're All Retarded

This is a guy with such horrendously dark and disturbing secrets that he doesn't even want historians to discover them decades after his death. So in order to avoid obeying an order that says everyone in the Executive Branch has to give their records to the National Archives, he is now making the astonishingly, insultingly ludicrous claim that the Vice President, part of the White House staff and someone to gets into office by running in an executive election, is not a member of the Executive Branch.

This is an especially mind boggling claim considering that Cheney has previously claimed executive privilege in Cheney v. United States District Court for the District of Columbia. Either this guy is schizophrenic enough to be capable of a remarkable level of double-think that allows him to believe that he is entitled to executive privilege, but not a member of the Executive Branch, or he thinks everyone in the entire world is feces-throwingly retarded.